That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
One does not laugh because one is happy; one is happy because one laughs. — Mireille Guiliano Copy Share Image
English language would become poorer if words like 'apology', 'regret' and 'sorry' are withdrawn from usage. — Chandlrababu VS Copy Share Image
I still believe that the best art - be it music, comedy, painting, etc. - is the art that hasn't been asked… — Matt Berry Copy Share Image
I used to love my neighbors, then one day they put a fucking password on their WIFI — Avalon Copy Share Image
As for movies, what's great about comedy is that if your movie gets laughs and makes money, you have freedom. — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
“You took out a book on blow-job technique from the British Library? They shouldn't have books like that in there!” — Sarra Manning Copy Share Image
“The thing about growing old is that when you wake up with a new pain, you can just about count on it… — Marjorie Pay HInckley Copy Share Image
“Life is a game I adore. I just wish someone had given me the rule book sooner.” — Dane Waters Copy Share Image
Comedy comes from tragedy, and being Iranian in America from 1979 on had been quite tragic. In stand-up comedy, I was able… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I would say, generally speaking, though it is not always the case, comedy is probably the least gratifying for most composers because… — James Newton Howard Copy Share Image
A German writer observes: "The noblest characters only show themselves in their real light. All others act comedy with their fellow-men even… — Marguerite Gardiner, Countess of Blessington Copy Share Image
“...Do you need a hug?” Payton asked with a smile. Ryann chuckled as Payton walked around the kitchen cabinet and held open… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
When you make comedy, you make it for the people and you try to have as many screenings and as many tests… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I don't like swearing on the air. As a matter of fact, I'm not a prude, but... I watch HBO and some… — Brian Lamb Copy Share Image
“It had been a nice night, but not one they’d repeat. Like, ever. Why was he dialing his phone? A few rings… — Christine Price Copy Share Image
“The good news was that we’d found Santa. The bad news was that he was floating in a giant tube of clear… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“Without problems don't exist,if they do exist then they are useless” — Themba Alex Khumalo Copy Share Image
Why can't people credit that he and all of us had a sense of humour? — Ingrid Thulin Copy Share Image
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience. — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
I, like many young widows, have very well developed gallows humor. — Carole Radziwill Copy Share Image