I used comedy as a way to combat my dyslexia. I was barely getting by scholastically, so I used a lot of… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
“If I were Mace Tyrell, I would sooner have Joffrey's head on a pike than his cock in my daughter.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Writing is a failure. Writing is not only useless, it's spoiled paper.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Can no prayers pierce thee? SHYLOCK: No, none that thou hast wit enough to make.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs. — Ray Stevens Copy Share Image
If you look back, Mozart, Haydn and Beethoven were mixing music and humor all the time. — Richard Hyung-ki Joo Copy Share Image
“Well, the truth is that his mother had six miscarriages, and three of them survived.” — Oscar O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Despite his money and his looks and all the good-on-paper attributes he possessed, he was not a reader, and, well, let's just… — Eleanor Brown Copy Share Image
My roles in comedies from 'Austin Powers' to 'Tommy Boy' to 'Wayne's World,' were sort of comedic 'straight man' parts. My character… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
“In the final round of the game, if your company has admitted women to the play, I do not recommend that you… — James Wallis Copy Share Image
“This is a wonderful day,” Anthony was muttering to himself. “A wonderful day.” He looked up sharply at Gareth. “You don’t have… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Thank God for Jesus. Because, you know, he was here like us, so he knows how hard it is to be a… — Sara Miles Copy Share Image
“I've been following the noble profession of hermiting here for nigh on fifty-seven years, practising piety, sobriety, celibacy and the pursuit of… — terry pratchett Copy Share Image
One thing I've found that's really helpful in our relationship is that she's [Anna Faris] very normal. And I don't mean ordinary… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
![“One thing I've found that's really helpful in our relationship is that she's [Anna Faris] very normal. And I don't mean ordinary - I mean, she doesn't act like a big star or a comic icon or anything like that. She's really down-to-earth and sweet, and we do talk about comedy, about movies, about…” quote by Chris Pratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/468/chris-pratt-7482_anna_one-thing-i-ve-found-that-s-really-helpf_2590130.jpg)
