Humor Quotes · Page 201

“They are the Eggheads. He is the Walrus.”

— Salman Rushdie

I dnt understand why people dnt have a fucking sense of humor .

— Nathaniel Aveyro

That's the nature of research you don't know what in hell you're doing.

— Harold Eugene Edgerton

I think Georges Feydeau said comedy is just tragedy speeded up.

— Emily Mortimer

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.

— Candice Bergen

I'm a big comedy fan, and a fan of films.

— Dan Scanlon

“All great men are dead, and I'm not feeling too well myself”

— Mark Twain

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.

— Stephen Colbert

Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.

— William Archibald Spooner

If I could continue to work in comedy - whether it's TV, stand-up - I will be happy.

— Esther Povitsky

“...truly loving someone is making that person happy even if you’re not the reason behind it.”

— Kevin Anos (Vinsfortin

“And he claims another victim.” I cracked a grin. “Edwin, you’re turning this infirmary into a speakeasy.”

— Katherine McIntyre

People are surprised I do comedy! And I'm like, 'Guys, that's all I have been doing. For, like, forever.'

— Yvonne Orji

The Apartment' was fun, but I enjoy comedy much more, and I feel I do it better.

— Fred MacMurray

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

— Jimmy Carr

Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48.…

— Ricky Gervais

It was wonderful to be able to play a character who had so many colors and who was able to play comedy,…

— John Noble

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

— Jean Baudrillard

Some of my fans don't really like it when I respond to people who say things that are trying to be hurtful…

— Rickie Fowler

If you don't infuse humor into a subject matter, no matter how dark, the audience can't accept the message of a film.…

— Theodore Melfi

“New Rule: Stop putting all those pillows on the bed. Attention, interior designers, hotel maids, and real housewives of New Jersey: It's…

— Bill Maher

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms…

— Ben Feldman

“You’re their little girl,” Shane said. “You know, when I think about it, I’d feel the same way about my own daughter.”…

— Rachel Caine

I don't like to do anything that's mean spirited just because I don't find it funny. I'd rather be the jackass than…

— Melissa McCarthy

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

— Steve Martin

Comedy. I think that's something I'd really like to do.

— David R. Ellis

I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow.

— George Carlin

Rod has such a wicked sense of humour. I loved him very much.

— Rachel Hunter

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

— Max Eastman

It's a young man's game - standup comedy.

— Bradley Walsh

The malicious sneer is improperly called laughter.

— Oliver Goldsmith

“Humor. The just-nearly-died brand of giddy humor.”

— Katherine Applegate

“WARNING: DO NOT READ BEYOND THIS PAGE!”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.

— Jim Gaffigan

“When it comes to languages, I'm passably fluent in HTML.”

— Bernie Su

'I will not stand for being called a woman in my own house' she said.

— Evelyn Waugh

“Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them”

— Josh Stern

I'm not going to give up the shock part of my comedy.

— Sam Kinison

Laughter is the best medicine of the heart

— Anonymous

“One must love a cat on its own terms.”

— Paul Gray