I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
“Are you an accountant?” she asked. “Why? Are you calling me boring?” — Kim Dallmeier Copy Share Image
“He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.” — Filippo Bologna Copy Share Image
“Clarity and focus doesn’t always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into… — Shannon Alder Copy Share Image
“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.” — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
A good since of humor and someone who is loyal and cute-I like cute girls — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
Good films will run, and people will watch it irrespective of whether it is suspense or a comedy. — Bobby Deol Copy Share Image
So many people are in comedy because of difficult mothers or broken homes. — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I think a lot of comedy is about making fun of people at the expense of somebody. — Phil Dunster Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't try to sanction other people's joy in monsters. I mean, I think the fact is, humor, fantasy - you know,… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
You'd see Asian faces on TV, but it was so rare, especially in the comedy space - that for me was Ken… — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
While I wouldn't say that I'm going to do another Disney TV show, I would like to do another comedy or something… — Ross Lynch Copy Share Image
“Follow your heart, but take your brain with you!" After buying an armload of funny books filled with clean jokes, one-liners, and… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“101 Reasons Why its great to be a woman : We have three times the amount of potential sick leave. Take into… — Summersdale Publishers Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
Just trying to tell the truth about, you know, the struggle of - being alive is funny, it's just inherently tragic and… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I was blessed with 7 senses.. the last 2 are common- and humor- — Mishan Amithab Kasiparsad Copy Share Image
“Never trust a woman who gives funny names to means of transport.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
