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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
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![“The first time I went over to [my director's] house, he said to me, This is a very strange play. I was pleased that he reminded me of that. [He] understands the play [VENUS] intellectually and emotionally and the humor, the funny bone.” quote by Suzan-Lori Parks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06d/suzan-lori-parks-20794_bones_the-first-time-i-went-over-to-my-directo_860136.png)
