With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres! — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“My elderly mother's favorite drink is "Johnnie." She's already got a walker.” — Dan Adams Copy Share Image
“Revenge is a dish best served cold but Mama prefers to serve it with hot gravy, potatoes, and roast turkey.” — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
I try and make myself or consenting people I am very close to the victims of my comedy. I don't enjoy bullying… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
“In the legal respect, after the execution of the supposed incendiaries, the other half of Moscow burned down.” — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
“I believe I'm done for," said Tom. "The cussed sneaking dog, to leave me to die alone! My poor old mother always… — Harriet Beecher Stowe Copy Share Image
I was one of the people that always got chosen last, and I think I bulked up my comedy bone to make… — Michelle Visage Copy Share Image
“Listen, you’re not doing God any favors by praying. You’re doing yourself a favor.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I think actors have a greater responsibility when doing comedy. It's as easy as anything to get cheap laughs, but that's not… — Peter Bowles Copy Share Image
When I got the script for 'The Art of Seduction,' I realised I'd never been in a comedy, so I decided to… — Son Ye-jin Copy Share Image
The irony or humor of my pieces is never really calculated, but they somehow always end up that way. Humor, especially when… — Larissa Sansour Copy Share Image
Comedy needs to happen naturally and be in touch with the character. When you see that guy in your office that everybody… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
“Perhaps we could say she’s a mad maiden aunt who insists on chaperoning us everywhere.” “My aunt or yours?” Jem inquired. “Yes,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Though most tourists accepted the occasional comic misadventure, it was important to them that overall their vacation should be pleasant. When you… — Alison Lurie Copy Share Image
“New Rule: The Napa Valley is Disneyland for alcoholics. Be honest, you're not visiting wineries in four days because you're an oenophile,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“There are 4 things in the world, ions ,protons, neutrons and morons!” — Lary A. Sims Copy Share Image
“Twenty-five?" Shawn squawked, horrified. "Good Lord, he's a fetus!” — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
