How I've fed my kids over the years is by doing stand-up comedy in clubs. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
“I blush so easily. Even when I'm not embarrassed, I blush. It's so embarrassing.” — Brenda Hodnett Copy Share Image
“there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good-humour.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“I can't belly dance.' Yes, you can. It's in your fi--' Will you stop reading my goddamn file!” — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
I hope I am pigeonholed with comedy. I'm really not interested in writing the darker stuff, the emotional stuff. — Jane Espenson Copy Share Image
“A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid… — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“He looks me up and down blankly. 'So. No Speedos?' 'I left them in my other bag with my muscle shirts and… — Melissa Keil Copy Share Image
“Make a concise statement clearly and you should only need to say it once.” — Mary Mihalic Copy Share Image
“His Grace called Virginius in and said: "Do you think a priest of the Anglican Communion should be a divorced man with… — Florence King Copy Share Image
“Tell us a story. Something scary.” She shivers in anticipation, and Cook makes a strange sound that could be a laugh or… — Sabaa Tahir Copy Share Image
“That narrows down the search quite a bit,” Daniel commented. “But what if you still don’t find her?” “Then I’m still not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A silly comedy needs a straight guy, and that guy needs to be as straight as possible. The moment you start playing… — Christoph Waltz Copy Share Image
“No, no, you twit, move towards the well-hung male of the species! It's only natural; you don't want to insult Mother Nature.… — Jenna McCormick Copy Share Image
Mirth is a Proteus, changing its shape and manner with the thousand diversities of individual character, from the most superfluous gayety to… — Edwin Percy Whipple Copy Share Image
“Tommy looked blank. "What's a flashlight?" "You don't have flashlights?" Jessup said. "Jeeze! A cylinder, like, with batteries inside it, and a… — Susan Cooper Copy Share Image
“Bradley opened his mouth and then snapped it shut. Finally he chuckled, "I find myself with so many arguments and witty replies… — Nicole Sager Copy Share Image
He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad. — Rafael Sabatini Copy Share Image
