Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches… — John Wayne Copy Share Image
Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"? — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I really just believe in good storytelling, and we shouldn't have to sacrifice that just because we're a comedy. — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
“Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone and bitch… — J. R. Ward Copy Share Image
I'd like a bit of a crack at some kind of anarchic comedy, but whether or not I'm skillful enough at it… — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Man to man, my eye Kipps snorted. It was like seeing two schoolgirls squabbling over a scented pencil. You should have heard… — Jonathon Stroud Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in ONE holy book. I believe all books are holy. Of course, some books are holy shit.” — John R. Lindensmith Copy Share Image
“Do go on,' he said. 'There's nothing I enjoy more than listening to a highly trained intelligence leapfrogging common sense and coming… — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
“Tohr took a pull of his beer. “What the hell is this?” “When Harry Met Sally.” Tohr lowered the longneck from his… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
It's hard to see potential in a rough cut - especially with comedy, which is hit or miss. This is where my… — Desiree Akhavan Copy Share Image
“You've never heard of the Trickster King?" Puck asked, shocked. The girls shook their heads. "The Prince of Fairies? Robin Goodfellow? The… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“I hadn't realized she could shrink... It makes sense now with the tricks Ari was able to perform with her." "She wasn't… — J.T. Bock Copy Share Image
“Luigi, the art teacher, holds up his brush, and we all do the same. I’m not quite sure why we’re mirroring his… — Lauren Henderson Copy Share Image
I am not going to say you are right because I could not take it if you smirked." "I do not smirk,"… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“In the back of my mind, I’m composing a tweet to make this funny somehow. Hashtag #awkwardparentmoments. It would probably trend on… — Janet Gurtler Copy Share Image
being funny is a way of being liked and a way of dealing with sadness. — Wendy Wasserstein Copy Share Image
