“Supravietuirea nu mai are importanta daca lovitura va avea efect” — Cristian Niculcea Copy Share Image
“You walk a fine line between beautifully macabre and uncharacteristically psychotic.” — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
I hate you but you were always there for me to not make me look ridiculous. I appreciate what you did for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Red Dwarf has definitely matured in this series. It's not a sit-com any more, it's a comedy drama. — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
“How could I resist your charms after I heard you tell that guy you'd cut off his balls and shove them down… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
I have the humor of a 9-year-old boy, and sometimes I've had laughing fits on-air. — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
Some people are commended for a giddy kind of good-humor, which is as much a virtue as drunkenness. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left… — Jim Hightower Copy Share Image
“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, Go throw your TV set away, And in its place you can install A… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
You've got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It's when somebody steps on… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“Jean smirked and raised an eyebrow at Leor. “Would you like to fly through the Louvre?” Leor couldn’t perceive how that would… — Zechariah Barrett Copy Share Image
“We are what no one wants to miss at the party. I act delighted, but I have zero interest in these Capitol… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
We are told that Sin consists in acting contrary to God's commands, but we are also told that God is omnipotent. If… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
“Another night then,' Mom said. 'Maybe on the weekend we can have a barbecue and invite your sister.' 'Or,' I said turning… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Considering the number of ghastly love poems that had been written and which seemed fairly clearly a waste of everyone's time, Jonathan… — James P. Blaylock Copy Share Image
“Maybe the cat has fallen into the stew, or the lettuce has frozen, or the cake has collapsed. Eh bien, tant pis.… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
“Why don't you and I have a nice penetrating man-to-man conversation?” — Sanami Matoh Copy Share Image
“I don't wanna be the joker who makes eyes full of tears in the end” — Ags Orachimaruu Copy Share Image
America's biggest failure is its inability to take comedy seriously. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
