Humor Quotes · Page 173

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

— Chevy Chase

It gets me, physical comedy. There's nothing better than it.

— Freddie Fox

Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.

— Joan Rivers

“I like him, he thought in horror... shit. I like him.”

— Holly Black

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

— Oscar Wilde

“I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.”

— Nicole McKay

“Change the world, give a chance and stay on your principles..”

— Shahid Islam

Satire is moral outrage transformed into comic art.

— Philip Roth

“I had no desire to hear another woman tell my boyfriend how hot he was. If I wanted him to know, I'd…

— Rachel Vincent

People have a sense of humor, even if it's not a good one, and everybody has stakes.

— John Krasinski

“I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter." ( Letter 16 , 1657)”

— Blaise Pascal

Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.

— Bill Bailey

“I've taken up meditation. I like to have an espresso first to make it more challenging.”

— Betsy Salkind

“Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just … wrong. On so many levels.”

— Emma Chase

“You’re not behind—you’re just living your own story. Stop chasing someone else’s timeline and start trusting your own pace.”

— Felecia Etienne

If you thought it was impossible for a film to contain less effective comedy than Date Movie, here's evidence to the contrary.

— James Berardinelli

A writer's voice is not character alone, it is not style alone; it is far more. A writer's voice line the stroke…

— Patricia Lee Gauch

“Josh said, “Well, a good sense of humor would be nice. And a willingness to, you know, try different things.” “So, what,…

— Anonymous

I wasn't close to my father, but I wanted to be all my life. He had a funny sense of humor, and…

— Judy Garland

I think all tragedies are best told with some humor. You have to relieve the darkness to let the reader get through…

— Alan Lightman

“I hop onto the stage and joke-sing: “The Phaaaanntom of the Opera is there, innnnnside your mind.” I attack the curtain with…

— Anne Eliot

“Horses are of a breed unique to Fantasyland. They are capable of galloping full-tilt all day without a rest. Sometimes they do…

— Diana Wynne Jones

“My palms were sweaty despite the aridity, and my heart beat at an accelerated pace. What if she had been kidnapped? Or…

— Laurel Ulen Curtis

“You need your beauty sleep for tomorrow" she tells us "don't stay up too late talking" We ignore her of course.The whole…

— Heather Vogel Frederick

A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.

— Oscar Levant

“Fuck you and the paranormal horse you rode in on.”

— C.L. Bevill

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

— Anonymous

“When God closes a door, he throws a sword through your window.”

— Griffin McElroy

“It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.”

— Steven Wright

If you are too open-minded your brain will fall out.

— Anonymous

“I’ve been thinking.” “A dangerous pursuit.” “Indeed.”

— Victoria Schwab

Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor.

— John Lithgow

“Me weird? People I'm limited edition!”

— Ender's Game

I've been bouncing around from comedy to drama and TV and film.

— Krysten Ritter

“When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.”

— Natalya Vorobyova

“Woo-hoo! This is gon' be a Turkey shoot!”

— Joe Castle

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

— Kristen Schaal

“Better to be a one trick pony...than all-purpose glue.”

— Matthew Quinn Martin

I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.

— Dave Attell

“Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon. -- Howl”

— Diana Wynne Jones