Humor Quotes · Page 174

If your timing is not correct then comedy will become tragedy.

— Rajpal Yadav

Disney did well with human characters but only in dramas, not comedy.

— William Hanna

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

— George Lindsey

“I needed him here like I needed a yeast infection.”

— Kathy Reichs

“Is that you, Charlie?" "Sam's making me a milkshake.”

— Stephen Chbosky

Deep poignant pathos can be described better in dark humour.

— Kanika Dhillon

“You should try to avoid using the words "should" and "try".”

— Swami Pranayomama

The truth is somewhere in the middle of funny and serious.

— Steve Coogan

“When someone genuinely laughs with you, it’s proof that you share a certain internal space. And that’s not so lonely after all.”

— Gina Barreca

However spontaneous it seems, laughter always implies a kind of secret freemasonry, or even complicity, with other laughers, real or imaginary.

— Henri Bergson

Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"

— Mitch Hedberg

“Are you okay? You seem ...soggy." "Soggy?" "Yes." Heather nodded. "Like you're a depressed spaghetti noodle or something.”

— Chelsea Fine

I'm scared to have children because I can't imagine creating something more needy than myself.

— Anonymous

My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not.

— John Hodgman

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

— Flip Wilson

“I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.”

— Brian Spellman

“When someone's rattling on about blocked toilets, collapsing marquees, and penis-shaped birthday cakes, it's hard to convince yourself that you're in a…

— Catherine Jinks

Xylophone is spelled with an X. That's wrong. It should be a Z up front. Next time you spell xylophone, use a…

— Mitch Hedberg

“I remembered Father remarking once that if rudeness was not attributable to ignorance it could be taken as a sure sign that…

— Alan Bradley

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can…

— Dave Barry

My philosophy is making a movie is difficult enough and I just feel as if you should have a really good time…

— Will Packer

I spend a lot of time on social media and people ask me if the abuse I get is upsetting, but working…

— David Baddiel

“Your topsoil's a disaster area — it's starved for nitrogen, it's been fertilized for years by the criminally insane, and whatever thief…

— Peter S. Beagle

“Dionysus, as the God of Wine, suggested that the occasion should be turned into a magnificent orgiastic event, with the Muses &…

— Nicholas Chong

“Don't you have a house to blow down?”

— Angela Parkhurst

If people want to see me in comedies, that's fine with me.

— John C. Reilly

“Time interacts with attention in funny ways.”

— Ruth Ozeki

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

— Bernie Mac

He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

— Oscar Wilde

Donald Trump's humor is hostile to a fault.

— Gene Weingarten

If I'm committed to something really stupid, then I'm in a comedy.

— John C. Reilly

I like doing different styles of comedy.

— Deon Cole

It's a cliche, but my comedy is all about life.

— John Pinette

Consumers of comedy, they like me and that's great.

— Ralphie May

“Boy, are you fuckin' those worms again?”

— Edward Lee

I'm not very funny at all in real life.

— Julian Barratt

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

— Jerry Coleman

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

— Stephen King

“It will be in the key of delicious. - Bucky”

— Darby Conley

I'd consider myself a flailing comedy writer.

— Benjamin Walker