“Why, Jack-off... You actually have a sense of humor! You should share that playful side more often. Guys really go for it.” — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too… — Art Alexakis Copy Share Image
My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that. — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“A picture should capture a moment, a place in time you can return to again and again.” — Brendan T. Kelly Copy Share Image
“Your never over the hill to find true love because sometimes, that's where it is” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
“Bitches will take your ass down if you try to publish that. Peace out.” — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“The Empress Sabina had long ago formed her own theory about the nonsense in travel books. No traveler, having gone to the… — Ruth Downie Copy Share Image
Zidane is a respectful person, he knows what he wants and we are there to obey and to the best we can.… — Keylor Navas Copy Share Image
I did stand-up for a long time, and I did classical theater. As much time as you could spend on a stage… — Kevin Durand Copy Share Image
People may think of Southern humor in terms of missing teeth and outhouse accidents, but the best of it is a rich… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
When you're famous, you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When it comes to comedy, they always say, "Jackée, whatever comes to your mind." But heaven forbid I can't think of something.… — Jackee Harry Copy Share Image
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“Picture this broad: 22 going on 18. Half the guys in my class would have given their left testicle to date her.… — Ted Gargiulo Copy Share Image
“Writing a novel is like going a great distance to take a small shit.” — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
“From strawberries under torture one may extract all sorts of things.” — Stanisław Lem Copy Share Image
