“Great Gates almighty,” HARV said inside my brain. “I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS.” — John Zakour Copy Share Image
A lot of my early pictures are, I think, quite funny. And these days I tend to look for comedy more and… — Helen Levitt Copy Share Image
“You know you’re dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn’t help to cover up a murder.” — Rosen Trevithick Copy Share Image
I always loved acting and improv and sketch comedy and theater, which I did at a local youth theater. — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
“A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“When I dreamed about becoming a fantasy adventurer, I was always a max-level character with epic gear. Look at me. I’m wearing… — Noelle Alladania Meade Copy Share Image
“Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est. (Applaud, my friends, the comedy is over.) [ Said on his deathbed ]” — Ludwig van Beethoven Copy Share Image
“You're the kind of child who might develop a passion for Bach." I told him I hadn't at school. The one Bach… — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
“Mom stood over the still thrashing ghost with the bat and brought it down on its head again and again. "Leave him… — C.A. Marshall Copy Share Image
“Straightening, I asked, "What do you believe in?" "Old love songs, best friends, the collected works of J.R.R.Tolkien, crispy pork egg rolls… — Cynthia Leitich Smith Copy Share Image
“Not that I'm complaining. It was better than my old dream, where Harma Dogshead was feeding me to her pigs." "Harma's dead."… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
My mother and my father are both very funny people, and they're both artistic in their own right. Oftentimes, we get very… — Lulu Wang Copy Share Image
“I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was… — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
I think I'm not uber into the comedy scene, but I love to laugh, especially in our business, where you're always front… — John Cena Copy Share Image
“Ly-di-ah! I sit beneath your window, laaaass, singing ’cause I loooove your a—” “For the love of St. Francis of Assisi, someone… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“I don't remember ever signing up for weird. It just sort of happened.” — Justin Alcala Copy Share Image
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