The awkward moment when your iPhone battery lasts longer than most relationships these days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Afinal, o que eu quero da vida? A resposta é a mais estúpida e genial possível: eu quero viver.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and it's half empty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm scared to have children because I can't imagine creating something more needy than myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money can't buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. That shits dangerous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If chocolate was a guy...he'd totally be my boyfriend. He knows how to comfort me in all the right ways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter brings in a special friendship. Laughter brings in love and laughter brings in a new wonderful life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A baby's laughter is the most BEAUTIFUL sounds in the world.. Unless its 3AM, your home alone, and you don't have a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When love feels like magic, it's called destiny. When destiny has a sense of humor, it's called serendipity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To live above with the saints we love, oh that will be glory... to live below with the saints we know well,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Math and English must of had a relationship. How else did we get Algebra then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember these two words. They will open up a lot of doors in your life. Push and Pull. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Strange how laughter looks like crying with no sound and how raindrops taste like tears without pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If my boss paid me in Trident Layers, I'd probably have to kick his ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That laughter costs too much which is purchased by the sacrifice of decency. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When somebody says 'It's getting hot in here' I automatically think, 'So take off all your clothes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lol with family is the best thing ever,when one of the fam member decides to tell the funniest jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
