I don't stalk. I just update myself on what's going on in people's lives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you love someone enough you can still hear their laughter when their gone — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can make even the dullest day so damn interesting with your bright smile and hilarious sense of humor. You are simply… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beer:$10, Weed:$20, Condoms:$2.75. Finding out she swallows and has no gag reflex... PRICELESS! Fuck mastercard it pays to discover! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God, grant me the serenity to accept the stupid people as they are, the courage to maintain self-control and the wisdom to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend has to asks you whats wrong, a good friend has a shoulder for you to cry on, but a best-friend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I may have overmothered you and screwed you up in ways large and small, but I think it’s time you took some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its just a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love going back and forth from drama to comedy. I love switching it around and showing people that I can do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To me; reading a book is like watching a movie. Once I start, I can't stop until it's over.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What's it like?" "Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The internet: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to our steps as we walk the tightrope of life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My brain is full of bullshit but I always try to sort it out into humor.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love, so I think you can at least answer my text message. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto Word Of The Day: Obama; I can eat a whole bag of chips, Obama myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Clapping the longest during the assembly because you're a fearless bastard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love everybody like I love my family: with pain, rage, random devotion, guilt, humor & tenderness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my 'X' without asking 'Y?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
