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All the mortal world is a lethal enemy during those hours between dawn and dusk. — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
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I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado or ceremony, than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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But anyway, I was convinced that it would go away, you know. But the idea was that he was sitting on a… — Nick Lowe Copy Share Image
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When the whole world is writing letters, it's easy to lap into the quiet within, tell the story of an hour, keep… — Vivian Gornick Copy Share Image
Your life has to consist of more than 'Black people should unite.' You hope they do, but not twenty-four hours a day. — Gil Scott-Heron Copy Share Image
I don't intend to be a performing flea any more. I was the dreamweaver, but although I'll be around I don't intend… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
In order to cultivate yourself and to drop no lower than the level of the milieu in which you have landed, it… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Men, women, and children who cannot live on gravity alone need something to satisfy their gayer, lighter moods and hours, and he… — P. T. Barnum Copy Share Image
Well, Amber [Heard] is still raising her eyebrow at me because I said that I've been 180 miles per hour on the… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
Being in unfamiliar places has no effect on my writing, except that it often means I'm caught up in the logistics of… — Cole Swensen Copy Share Image
I think that I cannot preserve my health and spirits, unless I spend four hours a day at least - and it… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
It's a very simple process. He [Danny Boyl] comes in the tube (subway) and then he sits with me for 3 hours… — A. R. Rahman Copy Share Image
I demand perfection in what I do, and I practice very hard before I give a concert-sometimes three to six hours a… — Nina Simone Copy Share Image
As a friend of mine, herself a writer, says, 'People who spend the most meaningful hours of their lives in the exclusive… — Lawrence Block Copy Share Image
[Jules] slides into a seat beside me with her hot lunch tray, sighing. “Four hours, thirty-six minutes, and twelve seconds till we’re… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image