A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
The big one I missed out on was 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.' MGM wanted me for it, and Warner Bros.… — Carroll Baker Copy Share Image
When anger rushes unrestrained to action, like a hot steed, it stumbles on its way. The man of thought strikes deepest and… — Richard Savage Copy Share Image
Being attractive for a few hours some evening is hardly worth being that unattractive all day (in hot rollers). Being yourself and… — Diane von Furstenberg Copy Share Image
If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
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Twixt devil and deep sea, man hacks his caves; Birth, death; one, many; what is true, and seems; Earth's vast hot iron,… — William Empson Copy Share Image
I would rather a romantic relationship turn into contempt than turn into apathy. The passion in the extremities make it appear as… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
I think there are very few invisible musical instrument players out there who can claim the chops and sheer perseverance of Björn… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
I think we're in a really interesting moment for women globally just in terms of, like, historically, I think we're in an… — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
You sound as if you question the authority and the decision of the Oracle, who said he should die." "I do not.… — Chinua Achebe Copy Share Image
I hate recording all the shows for the week in one day, because I want to be able to mention current events… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
Just the desire to play a mom, wanting to play someone actually closer to who I am and where I am in… — Essence Atkins Copy Share Image
Aching familiar in a way that made me wish I was still eight. Eight was before death or divorce or heartbreak. Eight… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
The girl was lighter without her heart. She danced barefoot on the hot roads, and her feet were not cut by the… — Helen Oyeyemi Copy Share Image
Look, the world's comforter, with weary gait, His day's hot task hath ended in the west: The owl, night's herald, shrieks-'tis very… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I think flirting is great fun. It doesn't mean that anything's going to come of it but it's fun to be told… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
There are a lot of conservative people, a lot of moderate people, Republicans, Democrats, in Hollywood. It is just that the conservative… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
“I nipped little kisses along his jawline. God, I just couldn't keep my hands or lips off of him. "God, you are… — Tish Thawer Copy Share Image
President Bush is in the hot seat over Iraqi pre-war intelligence. Remember the good ol' days when the only thing the president… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
You never know where you're going to find the same thoughts in another brain, but when it happens you know it right… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
My evening really begins when I take a long, hot bath. I light a candle, and I turn on the news and… — Vera Wang Copy Share Image
Some people wonder why they can't have faith for healing. They feed their body three hot meals a day, and their spirit… — F. F. Bosworth Copy Share Image
It's hard to get hot over a painting; there's no equivalent for teenage obsessiveness. Art obsession is ideology. Ideology can be made… — Kim Gordon Copy Share Image
The two hot issues are the gay issue and the abortion issue. These are the two defining issues in the evangelical community… — Tony Campolo Copy Share Image
Who is affected more when it's cold? Poor people. Who is affected more when it's hot? Poor people. Who is affected more… — Russel Honore Copy Share Image
We know what hair smells like when a hot comb hits it. That's a cultural thing. We know what that smells like… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
Find what's hot, find what's just opened and then look for the worst review of the week. There is so much to… — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
“The real character of leaders does not show in fair weathers. When the sun of life begins to go hot, you will… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
One thing about sport in the U.S. in the summer is that it is always hot, it is blistering, so there are… — Jesse Marsch Copy Share Image
All the sharky elements of Hollywood are similar to sharky elements in Silicon Valley. It's obviously different, but the deals are the… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
Aren't you going to tell me I'm not so bad? she asked. Mmm-no. I was thinking how every man loves a hot… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
I don't have to write jokes. I don't have to write insults. If you ask the man of the hour in the… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
You can change the world with a hot bath, if you sink into it from a place of knowing that you are… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
A club there is of smokers--dare you come To that close, clouded, hot, narcotic room? When, midnight past, the very candles seem… — George Crabbe Copy Share Image
Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is… — Jami Gertz Copy Share Image
The Department of Agriculture announced that it will ban six new strains of E. coli. Which explains why the hot dog vendor… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“Deanna’s prime business was mining Lantillium, which was used to line blaster emitter barrels and the cores of warp engines (and to… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
I could fall in love with a supernatural creature because I think it's hot having super powers and being a little bit… — Crystal Reed Copy Share Image
I worked in salons, where you do learn the basic sort of thing. But I didn't know anything about the kinds of… — Guido Palau Copy Share Image
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