I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it… — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that… — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
