When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to… — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping… — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know… — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole". — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it… — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that… — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image