WWE Quotes by Bobby Heenan

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

— Bobby Heenan

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

— Bobby Heenan

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told…

— Bobby Heenan

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

— Bobby Heenan

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

— Bobby Heenan

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

— Bobby Heenan

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

— Bobby Heenan

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

— Bobby Heenan

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.

— Bobby Heenan

I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on…

— Bobby Heenan

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

— Bobby Heenan

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

— Bobby Heenan

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

— Bobby Heenan

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

— Bobby Heenan

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

— Bobby Heenan