You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told… — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other? — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37! — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count! — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know… — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it… — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that… — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image