The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
The British like to pigeonhole you, but I will keep popping out of different holes. — David Essex Copy Share Image
The irrational thoughts were the ones with the power to burn holes in your gut. — Keith Ablow Copy Share Image
Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Only black holes of very low mass would emit a significant amount of radiation. — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
“Don’t dig a hole unless it’s to plant a seed, or to bury your ego.” — Bhuwan Thapaliya Copy Share Image
It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Worrying about the future is like trying to eat the hole in a doughnut. It's munching on what isn't. — Barry Neil Kaufman Copy Share Image
I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is… — Louise Fitzhugh Copy Share Image
It's hard to know which stars in the sky will turn into black holes. And which ones will open up worm holes… — James Altucher Copy Share Image
I'd worn the same Carhartts and hoodies for years, and only bought clothes when the ones I had tore too many holes. — Stephanie Land Copy Share Image
I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked… — Brian Weiss Copy Share Image
With 'Holes' I was troubled that there weren't very many female characters. I tried to put them in where I could. But… — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
Saving the world was merely a hobby. My *vocation* has been that of inspector of desert water holes. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
I've seen children's eyes light up when I tell them about black holes and the Big Bang. — Brian Greene Copy Share Image
Software companies should take more responsibility for security holes, especially in browsers and e-mail clients. There are some straightforward things the industry… — Tim Berners-Lee Copy Share Image
...you have the opportunity to free fall in this moment between birth and death, right through the hole of your fear, into… — David Deida Copy Share Image
I have heard that if you pull a bent breath through the second hole of a harmonica tuned to the key of… — Buddy Wakefield Copy Share Image
Many children work hard to please their parents, but what I truly longed for was good times that were about us, not… — Gil Hodges Copy Share Image
“Fifty-five crystal spheres geared to God’s crankshaft is my idea of a satisfying universe. I can’t think of anything more trivial than… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
President Obama is closing the prescription drug doughnut hole. He strengthened Medicare! He extended the life of the program by eight years.… — Debbie Wasserman Schultz Copy Share Image
I definitely have a different perspective on music in general. But once I actually have a guitar in my hands, I think… — Bill Orcutt Copy Share Image
I review novels to make money, because it is easier for a sluggard to write an article a fortnight than a book… — Cyril Connolly Copy Share Image
The nicest Father's Day surprise of all for Dad would be if you handed him a box, and he unwrapped it, and… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
People who lose children have their hearts warped into weird shapes. Some try to deny it has happened. Some pretend it hasn't.… — Michael Robotham Copy Share Image
Shut the door, they're coming through the window, shut the window, they're coming through the door," are the words to an old… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
My wife gave me a book before we got married, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, by Dr. Seuss. She was trying to… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Music, also, the architect ought to understand so that he may have knowledge of the canonical and mathematical theory, and besides be… — Marcus Vitruvius Pollio Copy Share Image
As a kid you learn that there are thinkers and there are philosophers and there are theologian, and I'd hear little bits… — Will Oldham Copy Share Image
Griffin, please,” she whispered. “Do you want me?” he asked. “Yes!” She tossed her head restlessly. She’d explode if he didn’t give… — Elizabeth Hoyt Copy Share Image
Viktor was swinging a leather duffle and wearing a black Adidas tracksuit and his favorite brown UGG slippers with a hole in… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It is a law of nature that everybody plays a hole badly when playing through. — Bernard Darwin Copy Share Image
