When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors… — Stephanie March Copy Share Image
This is possibly the most shameful situation I've ever gotten myself in in my life, and I've done some pretty dumb things… — Russell Crowe Copy Share Image
“Over his shoulder, she saw Skulduggery walk in. "Oh, hell," she muttered. Wreath's smile reappeared. "It's Skulduggery, isn't it?" Over his shoulder,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Forgive me. I continue to underestimate the breadth of your ignorance.” — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
“I had to make water ” I said. It was the classic female excuse and no male in recorded history had ever… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“You’d throw yourself in front of a bus for me.” She would and he knew it.He knew it and she knew that… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Boy: I bet your knees do too. Her: What? Boy: What? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My husband is a martial artist, and he thinks it's hilarious that I have a stage-fighting-proficiency certificate. He thinks that's ridiculous. Can't… — Lesley Nicol Copy Share Image
“Neythen looked perplexed. 'My mum always said I'm named after a saint, not an illness.' 'Which one?' 'Well he had his head… — Eloisa James Copy Share Image
“Sebastian got up and walked to the window, resting his forehead against the pane. It was cold outside, and the icy chill… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“But what really won me over was his butt. What finally made it impossible for me not to like the man was… — David James Duncan Copy Share Image
“Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind… — Laura L. Sullivan Copy Share Image
I don't think that I could have survived in my family without a naughty sense of humor; yeah, absolutely. I think my… — Rachael MacFarlane Copy Share Image
“Shocked?” Juliet queried, the light pink tint on her cheeks the only telling sign of her discomfort with the conversation. He nodded.… — Rose Gordon Copy Share Image
“Okay," she said as he lit the candle and hummed the birthday song. "You know,this is all very Jake Ryan of you."… — Phoebe Lane Copy Share Image
The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“Oh man, Alex. That's sad. Seriously, mate, go get yourself laid." "What?" He gave Baldrick a quick kiss on his little head--he… — L.A. Gilbert Copy Share Image
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Ava,"Since she was right, Daddy Shane has been calling her our walking, talking Magic 8 Ball, although we’re not allowed to shake… — Stephani Hecht North's Complications Copy Share Image
“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
