Everyone calls me 'the male Jennifer Lawrence,' because I just say things because I'm random, and I do things and I don't… — Colton Haynes Copy Share Image
“But you have so much in common. You're both from strange little backwater planets. You both have odd powers. You're male and… — Dave Wolverton Copy Share Image
“Serena had to cross her legs: in moments of dire amusement her bladder tended to play tricks.” — A.P Copy Share Image
“How are we going to get out of here?" "Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan." " Do we… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious! — Fred Tomaselli Copy Share Image
“Fuck, you’ve been to the sex store.” “Sure have.” Josh held up a plastic bag. “Man, that was fun. And by fun,… — Lana McGregor Copy Share Image
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares? — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“tiny doesn't just sing these words - he belts them. it's like a parade coing out of his mouth. i have no… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be. — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
Thumbs down if you think my quotes are cool....I wanna see how many thumbs down I can get:D lol — Rachel Copy Share Image
“Oh, poor baby,” she said, mimicking his drawl. “Whew. You’re back. There was this other Susie here a minute ago, and she… — Marie Force Copy Share Image
It's kind of low brow, but the show 'Bob's Burgers' is hilarious, and being from the Midwest, I can kind of relate… — Gracie Gold Copy Share Image
I think it's hilarious when people call Jessica Alba or Eva Longoria curvy. Come on. They're not curvy. They're small. I'm curvy. — America Ferrera Copy Share Image
I would love to work with Kristin Wiig one day. I find her hilarious, and I totally idolize her. — Kelli Berglund Copy Share Image
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
There are people who think the film 'This Is Spinal Tap' is simply a very funny 'mockumentary.' Well, with Yes, we lived… — Rick Wakeman Copy Share Image
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale Copy Share Image
I am joined with no foot land-rakers, no long-staff, sixpenny strikers, none of these mad, mustachio purple-hued maltworms, but with nobility and… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Will you show me what you really look like? You don't sparkle, do you?” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Bombs Away!" he yelled, swooping low over StregaSchloss. He saw little figures on the ground fleeing from the large green projectile that… — Debi Gliori Copy Share Image
