Hilarious Quote by William Shakespeare

I'm there to serve my strikers.

— Bruno Fernandes

You're no better than Sharpclaw and Sparrowpelt. They look down their noses at us because we stay loyal to our housefolk as well as…

— Erin Hunter

As a player, I was a pantomime villain and I had my limitations. But I was also good enough to captain four Premier League…

— Robbie Savage

I've been promoted, relegated, won big trophies, gone months without scoring, played for my country at World Cups, been bought, sold, loaned, and called…

— Peter Crouch

When I played in the Benfica youth teams, they would always call me to play in midfield if someone was missing and I didn't…

— Ederson

But you comfort me, Gimli, I'm glad to have you standing nigh with your stout legs and your hard axe. I wish there were…

— Anonymous

What one should possess is the ability to carry off a role with panache. Once you do that, you're in.

— Shobana

When I went to England on my own, I became a busker. I played guitar for money in Leicester Square. And the guys who…

— Saul Rubinek

I was a luxury player. Having been pampered at Tottenham for so long, I went into League One and had to graft and learn…

— Ryan Mason

I joined Aston Villa to improve myself in the Premier League. It started well but then I got injured and Villa ended up having…

— Adama Traore

There is no role I cannot play except a midget.

— Theodore Bikel

Beetle Bailey is actually me, in uniform. I've got about 20 characters, and they're all after friends of mine.

— Mort Walker