Hilarious Quote by David Levithan

“Tiny takes a shot, grimaces, and exhales. “Tastes like Satan’s fire cock,” Tiny says, and then pushes another shot in my direction. “Sounds delightful,”…

— John Green

“When he'd been small, people had said things like, "And what do you want to be, little man?" and he'd said, "I don’t know.…

— Terry Pratchett

“Q: What songs do Santa’s gnomes sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!”

— Uncle Amon

“Tiny...little...freaking...parts!"-Bram”

— Lia Habel

“Tiny!" I shout, but he doesn't turn around;he just keeps skipping. I don't start to skip after his crazy ass or anything but I…

— John Green and David Levithan

“We are tiny, little buggers,”

— B.C. Chase

“Tim collected his gifts within the metal hoop and then pestered Santa for more, investigating pockets, sticking his hands into straw, lifting the sides…

— Ron Hansen

“This was a fun little story to write. I love writing short stories. It was actually my youngest daughter who once told me she…

— Willow Rose

“Tiny and I are sitting with a table full of Drama People, and they are discussing Tiny Dancer, all of them speaking more words…

— John Green

“I have waited outside in the cold gray-lit car-exhausted frigidity and caused the possible broken bones in Gary's hand to hear a band that…

— John Green

“So you say there is no Father Christmas,                                                                          You say there is no Santa Claus                                                                                         Reindeer cannot fly, it's all a grown-up lie...”

— M.C. Frank

“Live a little, Connor, life is too short.”

— Sandi Lynn