It's tough to know who's better in cliff diving. Like, you see a guy diving off a cliff and you go, Oh,… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
When you're missing your two front teeth, that's honesty. That is a door to your oral history. You're not covering anything up.… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
If you want to be a quarterback in this league or Pee-Wee, you've got to believe, 'Hey, I'm the guy.' — Nick Foles Copy Share Image
Hey, is that you Elvis? I wanna speak to the Colonel. Jump to it, you mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey, Sunshine, your friend’s awake. What’s his name? (Starla) I don’t know, Starla. I didn’t ask. (Sunshine) You look like a Steve.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
When I first came to the Eagles, I found a bunch of guys shell-shocked from losing. They had been through some lean… — Ron Jaworski Copy Share Image
I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When you're nearing 35, going, 'Hey Dad, I can't make these payments,' just isn't cool. — Eleanor Mondale Copy Share Image
I used to have to do readings in church, and it was terrifying. I would never have my glasses. The words are… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
The music I always liked as a kid was stuff I could bum out to and realize, 'Hey, someone else feels that… — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
I can't wait to tell him one day," she says with a giggle. "'Hey, Chaz, guess what? We knew where your precious… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
I'm not a Christian because I need a crutch. Hey, I need a stretcher! — Steve Farrar Copy Share Image
I think one of the nicest things that we created as a generation was just the fact that we could say, 'Hey,… — Nikki Giovanni Copy Share Image
In the early years, I found a voice that was my voice and also partly my father's voice. But isn't that what… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
People want sex education out of the schools. They believe sex education causes promiscuity. Hey, I took algebra, but I never do… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
I disagree with a lot of things, but hey, what a person does is between them and their maker. I can disagree… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I think the way for [Marco] Rubio to say to [Donald] Trump supporters, hey, essentially he's conned you. He's a con man.… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Hey, Hachi People always say that you only discover how precious something is after you lose it--- but I think, you only… — Ai Yazawa Copy Share Image
DEVO was like the punk band that non Punk America saw as Punk and so when people who were really into Punk… — Thurston Moore Copy Share Image
I like to go to England, and I'll tell you why. I like to go to a country where I am considered… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
The cold rain came down in buckets. I was shaking, shivering, and naked, and more soap was getting into my eyes. But… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Hey! You can be more than just a car company. You can be more than just a pet food company. You can… — Lee Clow Copy Share Image
They said hey look, The Beatles deserve to be number one, not Bobby Vinton. We're gonna cut your tires. Change that listing.… — Bobby Vinton Copy Share Image
![“I think the way for [Marco] Rubio to say to…” quote by Bernie Sanders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e7d/bernie-sanders-233_gold_i-think-the-way-for-marco-rubio-to-say-t_2173025.jpg)
