I don't know what in the hell's going on with cranberries, but they're getting in all the other juices. Whoever the salesman… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
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I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
We became friends as we became a band. Our friendship evolved as the band evolved. It had its ups and downs, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He glanced over at me, a smile twisting his lips. "Hey, no advice, Ghost Girl. Guardians should be seen and not heard."… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
On 'Glee,' the director can be like, 'Hey, your face is looking a little too intense here.' And they can show me… — Samuel Larsen Copy Share Image
The CEO of The Cheesecake Factory is now warning that Obamacare will be very costly. Hey, The Cheesecake Factory is one of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Hey mister, where you goin' in such a hurry? Don't you think it's time you realize There's a whole lot more to… — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
Hey, guess what? Turns out the free market? Not so free. Wall Street was hit hard Monday when Lehman Brothers filed for… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say,… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
If you're just saying, hey, I'm doing this. I'm working to make money. I'm working to increase my status. If that's all… — Tony Dungy Copy Share Image
These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous… — John Green Copy Share Image
A lot of bands mature, which means they get square; they start delivering messages. Hey, you got a message, use Western Union. — David Lee Copy Share Image
I think everyone should be happy. I think a fool is going to go against same sex marriage at this point. Look… — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
I would say plotting is the most difficult thing for me. Characterization is only hard because sometimes I feel I get so… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
My hero is me. Why? Because I was a poor little kid who was told, `Hey stupid, can`t you speak English?` Now… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
Look at Satan. Created as an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if you’re going to go on about… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
