Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I am a player in life, not an observer. I look at herpes the way you look at a scraped knee. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle. — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes. — Ingrid Weir Copy Share Image
Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships. — Sacha Baron Cohen Copy Share Image
Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Yes, he’s like a rash for which there’s no cure. It only goes away for a bit before returning unexpectedly to ruin… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
