Be brief, for no talk can please when too long. Being prepared is half the victory. — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
A Jewish man with his parents alive is half the time a helpless infant! — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
Though a song may race by in a minute and a half, every aspect of it is calculated and intentional. — Jacob Bannon Copy Share Image
Half-way through any big project, everyone forgets what they're doing. — J. Michael Straczynski Copy Share Image
Most of us all walk around as if we're sleepwalking. We really don't experience the world fully, because we're half-asleep, doing things… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
Half of the popcorn sh-t that's out there, we know it's popcorn. But we're like, "It's my guilty pleasure." I feel like… — Saul Williams Copy Share Image
I just spent 11 and a half months in a maximum-security jail, got shot five times, and was wrongly convicted of a… — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
Ry Cooder for me is a master, a great master that has a wonderful feel for Cuban music. He's also paid tribute… — Compay Segundo Copy Share Image
I would say if you are having a tough time in your life, then going to a club and getting laughs, it… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
I am probably more critical of myself than anyone else, I am very tiny - 5'1 and a half inches - so… — Bonnie Langford Copy Share Image
I don't often spend more than half an hour in prayer at one time, but I never go more than half an… — Smith Wigglesworth Copy Share Image
Abortion kills twice. It kills the body of the baby and it kills the conscience of the mother. Abortion is profoundly anti-women.… — Mother Teresa Copy Share Image
Is the depressing part that he's only half right - it's not that she doesn't need rescuing but that nobody else will… — Curtis Sittenfeld Copy Share Image
Most of the world's major waterways have been diverted or dammed or otherwise manipulated - in the United States, only two per… — Elizabeth Kolbert Copy Share Image
“Everybody has noticed the way cats stop and loiter in a half-open door. Hasn't everyone said to a cat: "For heaven's sake,… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
I think half the people who get married now have met online. If I think about all the people in my life… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Cooking isn’t taught,” Patch said. “It’s inherent. Either you’ve got it or you don’t. Like chemistry. You think you’re ready for chemistry?”… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
There must be more equality established in society, or morality will never gain ground, and this virtuous equakity will not rest firmly… — Mary Wollstonecraft Copy Share Image
“When it's finals week and you've been studying for five hours straight, you need three things to get you through the nigh.The… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
Nothing is improved by anger, unless it be the arch of a cat's back. A man with his back up is spoiling… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
“Never trust someone who isn’t miserable at least half of the time.” — Matthew Norman Copy Share Image
Half of being happy is being happy with what you've got, the other half is being happy no matter what. — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
This will not be a campaign of half measures, and we will accept no outcome except victory. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“That which is in locomotion must arrive at the half-way stage before it arrives at the goal.” — Aristotle Copy Share Image
Listen kid, take my advice, never hate a song that has sold half a million copies. — Irving Berlin Copy Share Image
It is tough being patient when you are more than a half million dollars in debt. — Peter Menzel Copy Share Image
I don't want someone taking half a sentence or paraphrasing me... Just too much risk. — Jason Calacanis Copy Share Image
I don't know why I've spent over half of My life talking about dying — Wesley Eisold Copy Share Image
She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend. — William Penn Copy Share Image
A real gimlet is half gin and half Rose's lime juice and nothing else. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours. — Ray Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Do the math: You never settle for less than the whole if you knew the half. — Talib Kweli Copy Share Image
