Golf Quotes · Page 57

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

— Ernest Hemingway

A lot of people like to think that golf is a lazy man's sport. Or it's a rich man's sport, or it's…

— Shia LaBeouf

One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa.

— Mac O'Grady

My clubface does not go super open to super closed quickly; it stays square throughout the golf swing.

— Viktor Hovland

I've had injuries and I got divorced. I certainly went through a dip in form and I lost a lot of confidence…

— Paul Casey

There are some guys out here that can really play golf, but it has not been their focus for that long.

— Trent Dilfer

Over the first three rounds you're playing the course. In the final round, if you're in contention, you're playing the man.

— Jack Nicklaus

The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking…

— Milt Gross

I am among those who firmly believe that a round of golf should not take more than three and a half hours,…

— Dan Jenkins

“My dad always said, ’Beware of the guy who comes out on the first tee and he’s got a terrible grip and…

— Golf Channel Staff

The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies…

— Garrison Keillor

I see a lot of actors for whom life becomes one big schedule. I guess I try to be more sensitive to…

— Gerard Butler

In football, it's the job of the player to play, the coach to coach, the official to officiate. Each guy is charged…

— Lou Holtz

Age, they say, is only important if you're cheese. or a wine. They also say, if you are stuck behind one on…

— Terry Wogan

When I was playing in a junior tournament one time, I missed a short putt and threw my putter into the trees.…

— Arnold Palmer

A leading difficulty with the average player is that he totally misunderstands what is meant by concentration. He may think he is…

— Bobby Jones

There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry.

— Gary Player

Golf is a very difficult game and definitely not one that I am going to master anytime soon.

— Scottie Scheffler

Shoot eagles on the Jack Nicklaus course, Porsche with the triple exhaust, Seats soft like a midget's cough...

— Action Bronson

My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too…

— Brett Favre

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

— Will Rogers

Art is not predictable. Art is not golf, as great as that may be. There are 360 degrees of choice to make.

— Tina Weymouth

I never got on the course with my dad, but to be playing golf with my kids - that's a dream.

— Mark Wahlberg

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first…

— Bob Hope

I think O.J. protests too much. Not only did he say he didn't carve the holiday turkey, but he was in the…

— David Letterman

I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into…

— Thomas Boswell

A professional, well-dressed golfer, like a businessperson, gives the impression that he thinks that the golf course and/or workplace and the people…

— Lorii Myers

There's an old saying,'It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools.' It's usually the player who misses those three-footers, not the putter.

— Kathy Whitworth

I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'

— Bob Hope

I just think the game of golf teaches you so much about yourself like who you really are and what you're made…

— Stewart Cink

I guess I'm not a professional's professional. I think I'd rather go to the dentist than play a practice round.

— Laura Davies

In tennis, you can make a couple of mistakes and still win. Not in golf. I played three rounds in that Tahoe…

— Pete Sampras

“Yesterday I played a round of golf. I just kept hitting the ball in circles, but never getting it in the circles…

— Jarod Kintz

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands.

— Bobby Jones

I can't tell you how many times I had opportunities to do other things and went and golfed because I wanted to…

— Bryson DeChambeau

The real driver of my golf game is family. The family that plays together stays together, at least literally so.

— Steve Rushin

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

— Tiger Woods

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't…

— Lee Trevino

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good…

— Norm MacDonald

I have always wanted to live where one could practice (golf) shots in one's pajamas before breakfast.

— Alister MacKenzie