Balls Quote by Milt Gross

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

— Bob Hope

The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of…

— Dan Jenkins

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace…

— Bob Hope

Golf is a terrible, hopeless addiction, it seems: it makes its devotees willing to trudge miles in any manner of weather, lugging a huge,…

— Mike Seabrook

Golf is a mental disorder.

— Anonymous

Golf is a search for perfection, for balance. It's about meditation and concentration. You have to use hand and brain.

— Celine Dion

Beyond the fact that it is a limitless arena for the full play of human nature, there is no sure accounting for golf's fascination...…

— Herbert Wind

There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually…

— Peter Andrews

Golf is so mental. It gets my mind right before the game.

— Willie Cauley-Stein

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

— Ben Hogan

Golf is a game in which attitude of mind counts for incomparably more than mightiness of muscle.

— Arnold Haultain

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

— Tommy Armour