I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit. — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
I may go for it or I may not. It all depends on what I elect to do on my backswing. — Billy Joe Patton Copy Share Image
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death. — Howard Keel Copy Share Image
I have aspirations to try and compete professionally. Any golfer that competes in tournaments would be lying if they said they didn't. — Lucas Black Copy Share Image
I dont play golf or tennis, I dont ski, I dont snowboard. If you love what you do, you never get enough… — Frankie Valli Copy Share Image
I enjoy coming to Scotland, and my favourite memory has to be my first Open at Carnoustie. Coming over from a small… — Boo Weekley Copy Share Image
The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
My 3 favorite activities: 1. Drinking 2. Golf 3. Sex ~ I rely very heavily on my right hand for all three. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
So, you know, if, if I wanted to get up and just play golf one day, I would just get up and… — Michael Phelps Copy Share Image
I'm really trying to do everything I can to bring golf to people who have never done it before, as well as… — Paige Spiranac Copy Share Image
I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit… — Dennis Quaid Copy Share Image
Who wants to miss their opportunity of playing in a Major... A golfer's career is all about it. The lesson I have… — Jeev Milkha Singh Copy Share Image
We went around and looked and talked to a lot of foundations with those charities and decided upon the Childrens Hospital. They… — Tom Kite Copy Share Image
Brandon McCaw has 754,678,854,456 platinum championships in golf in real life and that was on channel 6. He can master any golf… — Brandon Mccaw Copy Share Image
Little Bobby Jones of Atlanta is really a fine player, and shows every indication of becoming a tremendous great one, once he… — A. W. Tillinghast Copy Share Image
I understand golf is a game, and I've never treated it as anything else. Family is something that's very special, and so… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I don't think the philosophy really changes between men and women. I think golf courses need to become more distance-friendly overall. I… — Amy Alcott Copy Share Image
Everyone gets surprised because neither one of my parents play golf. Like I said in my speech, my aunt and uncle really… — Lydia Ko Copy Share Image
Golf is a game, and talk and discussion is all to the interests of the game. Anything that keeps the game alive… — Alister MacKenzie Copy Share Image
In tennis, you can make a couple of mistakes and still win. Not in golf. — Pete Sampras Copy Share Image
They have been playing golf for 800 years and nobody has satisfactorily said why. — Alistair Cooke Copy Share Image
I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Golf has always been a game where you have to control both ends of the club. — Matt Kuchar Copy Share Image
I don't see myself playing or adjusting my schedule for senior tournament golf. — Greg Norman Copy Share Image
I like to play and I really enjoy watching golf in person or on TV. — Archie Manning Copy Share Image
