Golf Quotes · Page 16

Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.

— Ernie Banks

If long hitting is the thing that causes the spectators to whistle through their teeth in wonderment, why not play tournaments up…

— Robert Harris

Holey Moley' is the funnest, craziest, most extreme miniature golf series you will ever experience. It was insane. If you've ever played…

— Jeannie Mai

For example, in my district there are visitors from all over the world who are drawn to our beautiful beaches, recreational lakes,…

— Mark Foley

Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.

— James Reston, Jr

I have no interest in owning a football club; I don't play golf; I don't like horseracing and I'd rather become a…

— Lloyd Dorfman

Golf made me feel like a loser. So I dismissed it.

— Mariska Hargitay

I think the best thing is being able to play golf competitively for a living. Ever since I was a little boy,…

— Tiger Woods

With golf becoming part of the Olympics now, it is even more imperative that more of the middle class get access to…

— Jeev Milkha Singh

I like the beach and would also love to learn golf because I think it is rather elegant for an older lady.

— Virginia Hey

Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Everybody has two swings: the one he uses during the last three holes of a tournament and the one he uses the…

— Toney Penna

I love it [Practicing in Texas]. You can find anything. You can practice rain, you can practice wind, you can practice on…

— Tom Kite

In fishing, golf and gardening, if you don't have a healthy tolerance for your own ineptitude, then it isn't for you.

— William Bernard Ziff Jr

There was the man who seemed to be attempting to decieve his ball and lull it into a false sense of security…

— P. G. Wodehouse

It is not a cliche to say golf is for the well-off. It is the reality. But the old system which used…

— Tommy Fleetwood

There are pictures of me in the garden at the age of one with a little plastic club. I had no concept…

— Justin Rose

I will fall in love with any golf course that you have to drive the ball straight. You understand what I'm saying?…

— Lee Trevino

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

— Bertrand Russell

Golf is the greatest sport of all to see if you can handle pressure.

— Johnny Miller

There are twice as many knitters as golfers in North America. Still, if you walk into any airport in North America, you…

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I have a half-court in my house. If you saw my house, you'd think I was an NBA player. I have no…

— Tony Finau

The great players have a set of golf clubs in their feet

— Kevin Keegan

My golf is so delicate, so tenuously wired together with silent inward prayers, exhortations and unstable visualizations, that the sheer pressure of…

— John Updike

I love nothing more than being in the last group on Sunday at the Masters. It's the greatest thing in professional golf.

— Louis Oosthuizen