I have a very good sense of humour. I love telling jokes, especially on the golf course. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
I go back there and all my friends are there when I have my golf tournament. They treat me the same way… — Jamie Farr Copy Share Image
If you'd offered me a 69 at the start this morning I'd have been all over you! — Sam Torrance Copy Share Image
“I made a pleasant discovery. You work hard at something eight hours a day, you get better. Not a lot better necessarily,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around… — Jeff Cesario Copy Share Image
Golf is the only game that pits the player against an opponent, the weather, the minutest details of a large chunk of… — Mike Seabrook Copy Share Image
I started playing in '98, but I got hooked by playing celebrity golf tournaments. Tiger had a lot to do with it… — Stuart Scott Copy Share Image
The average golfer's problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should… — Ben Hogan Copy Share Image
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag. — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head. — Grantland Rice Copy Share Image
If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Sport was an obvious favourite of mine, and not only golf. I was, and still am, a big rugby fan. — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
From Here to Eternity' happens to be fourteen-carat entertainment. The main trouble is that it is too entertaining for a film in… — Manny Farber Copy Share Image
Golf is a game of integrity. And golf is a game of forgiveness. I think the high standards of golf remind people… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
You have to be optimistic about golf. I mean it's physically demanding, particularly if you're on one leg. But it's psychologically demanding… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
I developed osteoporosis of the personality. My thought processes became brittle. — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
Off the court, most of my time is on the golf course. I spend my time golfing, mostly relaxing at home and… — Mike Conley Jr Copy Share Image
Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach… — Grantland Rice Copy Share Image
