Golf Quotes · Page 131

I always think before an important shot: What is the worst that can happen on this shot? I can whiff it, shank…

— Cary Middlecoff

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Locker rooms and grill rooms are still the best places to find out things you don't know - at the Masters or…

— Dan Jenkins

I've been into golf, trying to get into the gym to stay somewhat fit. I've got two boys now, they're active kids.

— Pete Sampras

A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.

— Billy Joel

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

— Eric Bristow

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

— Will Rogers

If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.

— Gary Player

And I don't really like golf. I know a lot of English footballers play, but I know that if I go with…

— Thierry Henry

As long as I keep enjoying my golf, then hopefully I'll be able to play well.

— Rory McIlroy

Every golf course should have its carbon rating on the scorecard, alongside its Course Rating, Slope, par and yardage.

— Thomas Friedman

The key to any good sports story is identifying the defining moment. In football games or a boxing match, it's usually pretty…

— Dan Jenkins

Most footballers play golf for five or six hours. I'd rather play my saxophone. I get out to gigs when I can.

— Dion Dublin

You learn their honesty, you learn their competitiveness. You learn a lot about a person. It's not that they have to sink…

— Donald Trump

I feel like I came through this year stronger and wiser, and I can go into 2015 in a much better place.

— Rory McIlroy

Once you have your practice and you have your mechanics, you must be able to go out there and trust your mechanics.

— Aaron Baddeley

You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.

— Bob Bruce

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.

— George Brett

The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.

— JoAnne Carner

The greens are harder than a whore's heart.

— Sam Snead

The thing is, you see all the money that's available out there. I see where am I going to play. I have…

— Tiger Woods

Women in pro-ams are always telling me about all the business deals they've struck on the golf course playing with their male…

— Paula Creamer

When you play a golf course like Augusta National where all the hole locations are on lots of slope and the greens…

— Patrick Cantlay

My dad's method in his madness was to try every sport and then observe what I liked. I played football, tennis, golf,…

— Ronnie O'Sullivan

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.

— Jay Leno