I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates. — Nick D'Aloisio Copy Share Image
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. — Usher Copy Share Image
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I want to be your moon who will give light when your world becomes dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend broke up with me because she says I listen to way to much Linkin park but in the end it… — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
When you say your girlfriend I'm fine, but he knows that there is a disaster coming hahaha — Zakaria Copy Share Image
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“I can sense your love, why leave me in darkness? Beguile me for your amusement, stealing my soul without kisses. You are… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my friend, you're my wife, you're… — Jack White Copy Share Image
When God Made Parts, He Thought Of Hearts, And For Each Heart A Sweetheart. And Among Those Sweethearts He Made One Sweetest… — Tribhuvan Suthar Copy Share Image
Having a girlfriend was no longer my greatest need. Knowing and obeying Him was . I wanted to please Him in my… — Joshua Harris Copy Share Image
Girl:How Much Do you Love me? Boy: My heart is a mobile and u r its SIM. Girl:Ooh God... I m Soo… — DEV Copy Share Image
Solomon's Laws: 8. If a guy who's smart, handsome, and rich invites you and your girlfriend to a nudist club...chances are he's… — Paul Levine Copy Share Image
It was the Spice Girls who messed it all up. And obviously, the appropriating of the phrase "girl power", which at that… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I'm so in love with the United States. Not as a patriot. I'm in love with America like it's my first girlfriend.… — Vincent Gallo Copy Share Image
I'm having to do a lot to keep my clothes on and not be cast in girlfriend roles. Some women will say,… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
“When I introduced you to Mary Ann, I wanted to call you my girlfriend, Elli,” he looked up at her to see… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
Guys! While your'e BUSY ignoring your lady, another guy is TRYING really hard to get her attention. While your'e too busy for… — London Mond Copy Share Image
You know, if I look at an auditorium full of high school students and the big man on campus and his girlfriend… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
It’s one of those things where when you’re training and fighting, you can’t worry about your bills, your mortgage, did you get… — Forrest Griffin Copy Share Image
FOR ASSHOLES WITH GIRLFRIEND: while ur ignoring her, Another guy is giving her attention. while ur giving her problems , Another guy… — Crystal Copy Share Image
What I consider a good part for a woman and what some other Hollywood people think are good women's parts are very… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
Just a few things I wanna get of my chest.. so here it goes. Being your girlfriend, Well its the best thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a player! I'm the girlfriend type! I always have girlfriends. — Kevin Connolly Copy Share Image
