“I wonder if you ever read my poems and wish they were written for you.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It just gets frustrating playing the girlfriend, It's just this awful feeling, sitting in your house, waiting for a script to come.… — Joey Lauren Adams Copy Share Image
There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Everybody has a language or code that they use with their wife or their girlfriend or boyfriend or what have you. It's… — Ben Gibbard Copy Share Image
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
Where's the line between professional girlfriend, and just plain professional? — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
If climbing the highest mountain on earth is the only way for him to be mine.. then I'd rather go shopping! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend's away, I cook a big vat of meaty pasta and sauce and eat that for about a week. Then… — Paul Dano Copy Share Image
“Do you think anyone found out about that?" B. J. Asks, sounding nervous. "Found out about what?" I ask, trying to imagine… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
I'm proud of having a girlfriend; it just doesn't have anything to do with my music. — Romy Madley Croft Copy Share Image
If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don't have to disconnect to go tell your… — Niecy Nash Copy Share Image
There's a lot of guys who have great technique, people practicing a lot and you hear them, but there's not that many… — Marcus Miller Copy Share Image
I have lots of girlfriends - all over the country! You think I'm kidding? I'm dead serious. Girlfriends everywhere. — William Levy Copy Share Image
The Army might screw you and your girlfriend might dump you and the enemy might kill you, but the shared commitment to… — Sebastian Junger Copy Share Image
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
You can make a beautiful, airtight world that's fascinating to look at, but it's not interesting unless you have a character that's… — Mackenzie Davis Copy Share Image
My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With the media how it is these days, people expect to know everything. I don't talk about my girlfriend because essentially she… — Anton du Beke Copy Share Image
I would rather be single than be someone's girlfriend because that's not my identity. — Tejaswi Madivada Copy Share Image
Some guys hold their girlfriend's hand in malls because.. . . If he leaves her hand.. She'll go shopping!! It looks ROMANTIC… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With Halloween, the director was this genius wonder boy who was the writer, director, producer, along with his girlfriend. They were this… — P. J. Soles Copy Share Image
