My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just,… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
“It was perverse - it appeared in industrialized nations, but it left poor people alone. George Carlin even made a joke about… — Liam Scheff Copy Share Image
“Why should I have to hide the fact that I don't believe there’s a supreme being? There’s no proof of it. There’s… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If I can make you laugh and learn, I want to be like George Carlin and Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy and… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I think humor is actually a very serious thing. I think the people who shaped culture, for the better, in the last… — John Lurie Copy Share Image
When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I want to write the reparations joke that makes people go, 'Yay! I'm so happy!' It's easy to go onstage and just… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
One of my greatest inspirations for stand-up was Jonathan Winters. He was a genius. One thing about him, and also Lenny Bruce,… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
The earliest stand-up comedy I was aware of was Bill Cosby. I watched Saturday Night Live as soon as I was aware… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I look to icons like George Carlin, Chris Rock, and Richard Pryor on how to present these concepts of social change and… — Amanda Seales Copy Share Image
I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I listened to George Carlin when I was a kid and knew every word of his routines. — Sean Hayes Copy Share Image
“George Carlin, as early as 2001, noted in his book Napalm & Silly Putty: Everybody says [politicians] suck. Well, where do people… — Nick Riggle Copy Share Image
If you were an actor, anybody could go on Broadway and take a George Carlin hour and do it on stage as… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
The jokes were perfect! Then George Carlin started talking about the seven dirty words you can't say on television, then it evolved… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
One of the reasons I always looked up to [George] Carlin is he looked like your grandfather but, acted like your best… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed. — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
I do not believe in God. I'm an atheist. I consider myself a critical thinker, and it fascinates me that in the… — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
Thanks to people like Lenny Bruce and George Carlin, it's real freedom to do stand-up comedy. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I'm thinking of all… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America you get a front row seat.’… — John Niven Copy Share Image
Every day I think, 'Gosh, I wish I could be like George Carlin, Bill Maher: I want that edge.' But every time… — Tom Smothers Copy Share Image
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