George Carlin put it best. He said, "My old act was so easy to do because there was so little of me… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I was influenced by a lot of stand-up comedians... Eddie Murphy back when he was doing 'Raw.' I watched that so many… — Ray William Johnson Copy Share Image
I had one really memorable line. It was all the words you're not allowed to say on the airwaves, so it's one… — Peter Jacobson Copy Share Image
[George Carlin] was obsessive about time; he was obsessive compulsive about his material and making things shorter and more perfect. He did… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair,… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I had more comedy albums than musical ones. George Carlin, Cheech and Chong, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor… — David Bryan Copy Share Image
Everybody is different. Some comedy is more musical like Steven Wright. His is a pillar of comedy to me. He invented a… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
You look at Richard Pryor and Robert Klein and George Carlin and Richard Lewis - those guys were so smart, they were… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
I never was obsessed with comedians. When I was a little, little boy, I'd watch, like, George Carlin on 'Dinah Shore.' — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I loved George Carlin... I used to sit in front of the TV and watch the HBO comedy specials. I loved those… — Mick Foley Copy Share Image
Before I even knew what stand up was, I tried to make people laugh at school because that was how I made… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin's spirit, in Richard Pryor's spirit, in Jackie Gleason's spirit, in Lucille Ball's… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If anyone e-mails you something "by George Carlin," there's a 99 percent chance I did not write it. I didn't write "Paradox… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
My crowd is very much like the George Carlin crowd. When I used to go see George Carlin, I always remarked at… — Jimmy Dore Copy Share Image
It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I… — Ron White Copy Share Image
To me, those three are the revolutionaries. Richard Pryor was honest, raw. George Carlin was brilliant. He was also deep, fearless. And… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
“George Carlin once observed, in some company it’s perfectly all right to prick your finger, but very bad form to finger your… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
There was never a moment in George Carlin's career where he dipped below an A+. When he came out with the "Hippie… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
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