Freak Quote by John Niven

“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row…

— George Carlin

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

— George Carlin

When you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the Freak Show. And when you're born in America, you're given a front…

— George Carlin

I grew up with a front row seat to the American dream.

— Mike Pence

“Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being here in America doesn't make…

— Malcolm X

“Let me tell you something. You win life's lottery when you're born--especially if you're born in the United States, hands down the best place…

— Neal Boortz

“Being born’s a hell of a lottery.”

— David Mitchell

“I was a spectator who had gotten free admission to a freak show.”

— Steven Ramirez

“Some people are born to weirdness,” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.”

— Tom Upton

No one knew where you were before you were born, but when you were born, it wasn't long before you found you'd arrived with…

— Terry Pratchett

In the summer of '84, you just couldn't escape the Born in the USA record.

— Henry Rollins

“You can’t help how you’re born.”

— Cassandra Clare