Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
We’re partial to putting out large amounts of money where we won’t have to make another decision. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
It's great to be able to pretend you're tough but funny at the same time. — Adam Baldwin Copy Share Image
“Never follow the crowd… Until and unless you're crossing the road...” — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
Generally speaking, cancer - not that funny of a thing. When you hear about it, you don't go, 'Oh, hilarious!'... But within… — Lennon Parham Copy Share Image
When you are little and say very morbid, offensive stuff, it's funny and endearing. But then you become a teenager and it's… — Jenna Ortega Copy Share Image
“Okay... My name is Ellie Mason and I have a feeling you don't like me." Kylie stopped and swerved around... "Okay, let's… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
Working with Yachty was so fun! I love that man so much! He's one of my favorite artists, but he's also my… — Danielle Bregoli Copy Share Image
I was like the funny guy in sixth form. When we used to do showcases, I'd host them, and I would do,… — Michael Dapaah Copy Share Image
“Rose unearthed three crystal goblets that almost matched, and even found a tablecloth that hadn't been attacked by moths since its last… — Elizabeth C. Bunce Copy Share Image
I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
You shouldnt waste your time trying to judge the person whose name has been written after this quote. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Science is about nature. And God, if he exists, transcends nature. — Kenneth R. Miller Copy Share Image
Life has everything in it. But you only see what your perception allow you to see — Bruce H. Lipton Copy Share Image
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Most people in Uganda have something good to say about Amin - 'He was funny; he gave us pride to be African.' — Kevin Macdonald Copy Share Image
If you don’t get excited about the gospel, you’ve never really grasped what it’s telling you. — Derek Prince Copy Share Image
I invite you to not only love each other more but love each other better. — Bonnie D. Parkin Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I am all in favour of spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned and ruthlessly controlled. — John Gielgud Copy Share Image
That awkward moment When you're taking off a sweatshirt, and your shirt is like NO! take me with you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you ex says youll never find anyone like me reply with thats the point — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom thinks you have an attitude, when all you did was answer her question. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That is the good stuff that comes into our life and it's based on the good stuff that goes out of our… — Bob Proctor Copy Share Image
I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem. — Murray Walker Copy Share Image
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“There, at her console, he dialed 594: pleased acknowledgement of husband's superior wisdom in all matters” — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
