I always appreciate you warning me about sunburn after I've gotten horribly sunburned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
There are reproaches which praise, and praises which defame. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
I've been invited to a Halloween party tonight in America. To scare all the Yanks, I'm going as low-fat food! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don’t do to others what you would not like to be done to you, if you were in their place. — Rodrigue Tremblay Copy Share Image
“A cemetery?" I chuckle, but the pitch is a bit higher than I expected. "At night? With a full moon? Um ...… — Vaughn R. Demont Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I mean, I - it's so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world,… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
Of all the self-fulfilling prophecies in our culture, the assumption that aging means decline and poor health is probably the deadliest. — Marilyn Ferguson Copy Share Image
“That was the best Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson we've ever had, wasn't it?" said Ron... "He seems like a very… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“I should need to be a herd of elephants, I thought, and a wilderness of spiders, desperately referring to the animals that… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
My first band was called Nubert Circus, a very embarrassing, dumb name. It means nothing. We were kind of grunge. I would… — Phil Elverum Copy Share Image
“Jared?” His fingers were playing gently in my curls. “Yes?” I was more than halfway asleep, perfectly warm and content, back in… — Marie Sexton Copy Share Image
The moment when your made fun of in front of your friends and can't thing of nothing to say back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
PERIODS: It's like going to bed on white sheets, then waking upon the flag of Japan. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All those animals live a pretty dreary life, then they get chopped up and put on a griddle. — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want something then you lose everything. If you don’t want anything then you already have everything. — Seungsahn Copy Share Image
You can't let the fear of something completely and absolutely inevitable... — Jeb Corliss Copy Share Image
I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile. — Victoria Beckham Copy Share Image
Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it. — Monica Piper Copy Share Image
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth — Benjamin Dm Copy Share Image
Its funny when you find out afterword that you were being played the whole time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be with someone, because it's easy. Be with someone, because you love them, even if it's difficult! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you begin to touch your heart or let your heart be touched, you begin to discover that it's bottomless. — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
