Let's grab lunch with the understanding we'll eat separately at our desks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Freedom suppressed and again regained bites with keener fangs than freedom never endangered. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
Though wisdom is common, yet the many live as if they had a wisdom of their own. — Heraclitus Copy Share Image
I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case someone tries to break in and pitch a no-hitter! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If it all happens naturalistically, what's the need for a God? Can't I set my own rules? Who owns me? I own… — Jeffrey Dahmer Copy Share Image
I keep saying this - and I keep putting it off because I get busy - but I keep saying one year… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
I used to go badger-watching as a boy, and it's brilliant fun - they're incredibly active animals, and the cubs are very… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.' — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders,… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Everybody in comedy has something like that happen to them: They bomb, or no one shows up. You're like, 'Hey, I'm funny,… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
