People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to question. Don't be afraid to get fired. Don't be afraid to be wrong. — Ben Browder Copy Share Image
Seriously, it's 2012. Can we please get some waterproof phones ? I would like to text in the shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wedding dresses are white so the dishwasher will match the oven and the fridge. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I won't call myself a failure. Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up. — Ray Rice Copy Share Image
“You're a dick," Ellison said. "Or, is it just that you suck it?" Aaron knew by the stillness in the room that… — Terra Laurent Copy Share Image
It's funny how comedy is, you look at people like French and Saunders, when they started out they were very alternative. A… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Smart, truly hilarious, and entirely sympathetic. Like a hot bubble bath or a holiday at the beach, you won't want it to… — Cecily von Ziegesar Copy Share Image
It is funny, the things you miss about a more conventional lifestyle. I miss seemingly mundane tasks, like cleaning the kitchen, moving… — Lauren Gibbs Copy Share Image
Since kindergarten, I was the shortest kid in class. They always put me toward the front in school pictures, because you couldn't… — Laurie Hernandez Copy Share Image
WIFE, WISE, one who makes her husband feel as if he is head of the house when, in reality, he is only… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The wrong sort of people are always in power because they would not be in power if they were not the wrong… — Jon Wynne-Tyson Copy Share Image
It's funny because I want my teeth to be, like, neon 'Real Housewives' white, but mine have stopped taking to teeth whitening.… — Christine Teigen Copy Share Image
