I try not to be too plot-heavy and to balance the dramatic with the comedic. — Edward Burns Copy Share Image
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Differences don’t just threaten and divide us. They also inform, enrich, and enliven us. — Harriet Lerner Copy Share Image
A lot of the times, anything that somebody tries to say negative is actually kind of funny. — Sage Northcutt Copy Share Image
That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
'Adulting' will cover some topics that I, as a young woman, constantly think and worry about, so I hope others find it… — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
It's funny shooting movies because you get to see clubs during daylight hours, which no one should ever see - it's not… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
They say women love surprises but come out from under her bed yelling surprise! & you get arrested & sent to prison. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Oh. My. God.’ she said, pointing out of the window. ‘Do you know what that is?’ I nodded and said, ‘I think… — Frank Cottrell Boyce Copy Share Image
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I loved playing Sweetie in 'Mubarakan.' It was chaotic and funny; it was sort of a magnum unfold in a chaotic way. — Ileana D'Cruz Copy Share Image
Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When you are genuinely interested in one thing, it will always lead to something else. — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
When we love deeply, love makes us do things we wouldn't otherwise do. — Craig Groeschel Copy Share Image
I have the sense that if I push too hard or too far into memory I’ll come apart. — Harold Brodkey Copy Share Image
There is merit without rank, but there is no rank without some merit. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
Where am I? Who am I? How did I come to be here? What is this thing called the world? — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
At present there are such goings-on that everything is at a standstill. — Boyle Roche Copy Share Image
As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is something about seeing myself improve that motivates and excites me. — Jackie Joyner-Kersee Copy Share Image
What you call knowledge is an attempt to impose something comprehensible on life. — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
Dear crush, HELLLOOOOO. OVER HERE. Right here. No, not there. Over here. Yeah. Hello, I exist.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
It's funny how everyone has idols but they'll never be them, be your own. — Chris Time Steele Copy Share Image
For those who woke up in a Fussy mood this morning do me a favor, punch your spouse in their fucking face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Be twice as funny as you are outrageous, because no one can resist the truth wrapped in a good joke.” — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
