If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am. — Zlatan Ibrahimovic Copy Share Image
It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway. — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. — WCFields Copy Share Image
Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like my comedy voice is to take the news and everything that's happening and put a funny spin on it… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
“At this, Gansey rolled over onto his back and folded his hands on his chest. He wore a salmon polo shirt, which,… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
You only have to solve two problems when going to the moon: first, how to get there; and second, how to get… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
When you say 'Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark...… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I only had girlfriends when I became an adult. I was always playing with boys when I was a kid. And I… — Susanne Bier Copy Share Image
“I'm sure I look like a drowned cat." "You look fine. The wet look works for you." I scowled. "Now I know… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I was just about to open the door, when it opened up right in front of me. And there stood my parents.… — August Westman Copy Share Image
“According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
