Though you can see when you're wrong, you know you can't always see when you're right. — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
Advice is like castor oil — easy enough to give but dreadful hard to take. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Spend at least as much time researching a stock as you would choosing a refrigerator. — Peter Lynch Copy Share Image
Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny. — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
But there's a bigger trend I'm seeing: people who used to enjoy blogging their lives are now moving to Twitter. — Robert Scoble Copy Share Image
Federal and state laws (should) be changed to no longer make it a crime to possess marijuana for private use. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There have been funny sequels, but I don't know if there have been that many that feel like they're - you know… — Phil Lord Copy Share Image
Israel also deprived the world of its chance of shedding tears of genuine sympathy over her destruction. The world resents this; it… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
When Dad died in 1998, it really hit my confidence - he'd helped me write and he thought I was really funny,… — Dolly Wells Copy Share Image
“It is best if the guard is in love with America and wants to overawe the American by being a premium guard.… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Kissing on screen is just - funny enough, you're just acting, so you're distracted by that more than anything. Or at least… — Dylan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I'm afraid that, in this chapter we must talk about sex in a very explicit manner, because we want to expand the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Assad whistled a few notes of one of his native country's melancholic songs. It sounded as though he was whistling backwards” — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
Paul Lucas had a particularly amusing accent, so I chuckled. That was terrible; I shouldn't have done that, but he took it… — Fay Wray Copy Share Image
Everyone has a price, the important thing is to find out what it is. — Pablo Escobar Copy Share Image
Yet what are all such gaieties to me whose thoughts are full of indices and surds? — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
I'm not scared of it. I'm not shy of it or afraid of it. It's just funny to think of me as… — Trea Turner Copy Share Image
Hate when I get drunk at a bar and hot chicks waste the opportunity to take sexual advantage of me. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If a guy only wants you for your legs , thighs , or breasts , don't date him , give him directions to KFC . — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I wondered whether any woman could be happy with a man who says 'folderol'. — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
“i think that i was a rat in rat wheel in my previous life... can not forget the habit” — Hiroko Sakai Copy Share Image
Never be in a relationship if you still have a single person's mentality — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you try to be different, you are being like everyone else. Being yourself is what makes you different. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Remember to let yourself relax this Labor Day before letting yourself go this winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anti-depressan ts Controlling tools of your system Making life more tolerable Making life more tolerable — Serj Tankian Copy Share Image
Working with others makes us much more than we could ever become alone — John Wooden Copy Share Image
How are u in beauty school and still ugly as shit? WTF are u studying? — Derick Menendez Copy Share Image
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. — Heath Ledger Copy Share Image
We lived our lives as if life was forever. To live one's life without a sense of time is to squander it. — Diana Trilling Copy Share Image
Instead of said following me on twitter it should be stalk me on twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Associate reverently, and as much as you can, with your loftiest thoughts. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out. — Anne, Princess Royal Copy Share Image
Sending a risky text & thinking..Oh god, they hate me, if they don't respond within 30 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been governor every now and then, but I am a forester all the time. — Gifford Pinchot Copy Share Image
