I used to wonder what itd be like to read other peoples minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and Im over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is not for me (to decide). It is up to the company to decide whether the price is fair or not. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
If only we knew what was happening when we pray, we would never cease to pray. — Louie Giglio Copy Share Image
I just bashed my head on the keyboard and accidently wrote the 5th Twilight book! — Rexxy Rhode Copy Share Image
For things to change you've got to change. Otherwise, nothing much will change. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause… — John Wayne Copy Share Image
We tend to see God as a means through which we get things to make us happy. For most of us, He… — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
“You know Quinn?" Macaulay asked me. "Ten minutes ago I was putting him to bed." Macaulay grinned. "I hope you keep his… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
Is there any indication we shouldn't be depressed - are you living on the same planet that I am? Do you ever… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“Ren took off his jacket, which slicited a squeak from Jennifer who was now totally focused on Ren's golden-bronze biceps. His perfectly… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
Stories in families are colossally important. Every family has stories: some funny, some proud, some embarrassing, some shameful. Knowing them is proof… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
I lost over 100 pounds, so I'm even angrier than ever. I don't stuff my feelings anymore with food. Skinny girls are funny. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
