You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
A real man doesn't need a whole lot of women to make him feel like a king, only ONE! The ONE! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards. — Geoffrey Parfitt Copy Share Image
Woman can take unpredictable to a whole new level of psycho if you test them... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My wife and I will often have conversations about 'Good Times' and 'The Jeffersons' and 'Sanford and Son.' They were doing incredible… — Sterling K. Brown Copy Share Image
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going… — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
“Could you bring me to Rita’s house before we go to the airport?” I ask. “There’s one last thing I need to… — L.H. Cosway Copy Share Image
“She’s a lunatic,” says Conrad. “Absolutely insane,” says Guntram. “Either completely fearless or utterly stupid,” says Conrad. “She’s going to fit right… — Emily Lloyd-Jones Copy Share Image
“[ When asked what he wants for his tombstone epitaph ] Since I'm an atheist, and have no belief whatsoever in life… — Richard Bartle Copy Share Image
Those who ran away are now outside the distant perimeter wall of the airport. Now they're outside the wall and the heroic… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
Gandalf! I thought you were dead! But then I thought I was dead myself. Is everything sad going to come untrue? What's… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
![“[ When asked what he wants for his tombstone epitaph ] Since I'm an atheist, and have no belief whatsoever in life after death, I couldn't care less -- it's not like it'll have any impact on me, since by definition I will be completely extinguished. I guess if someone twisted my arm and forced me…” quote by Richard Bartle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d1/richard-bartle-129409_afterlife_when-asked-what-he-wants-for-his-tombsto_1202035.jpg)
